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Reasons why women are better than guitars

  1. Women are more fun when the power goes out.
  2. You can't get your guitar wet.
  3. Ever try to screw a guitar?
  4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4" (ouch!)
  5. A guitar won't beg to be played.
  6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it.
  7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue.
  8. Guitars aren't very aggressive.
  9. A guitar won't play you back.
  10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream.
  11. A guitar won't scratch your back.
  12. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk.
  13. A guitar doesn't care who plays it.
  14. You can't play two guitars at once.
  15. You can't fall in love with a guitar.. (awwwwwww, gee, how sweet ;-) (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back).
  16. It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings.
  17. Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
  18. If you really do want little guitars, you have to buy them.
  19. You can't marry a rich guitar.
  20. Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime.
  21. Guitars don't taste very good.
  22. A guitar won't give you head.

Reasons why guitars are better than women