Fun with GEG
Reasons why guitars are better than women
- A guitar has a volume knob.
- If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one.
- You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to.
- You can unplug a guitar.
- You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more.
- Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset.
- You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested.
- You can have a guitar any color you want and noone will care.
- You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
- If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can retune it.
- You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar.
- If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
- You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to your liking.
- If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required.
- You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
- It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
- You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarassed.
- You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
- You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
- You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
- A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.
Reasons why women are better than guitars