Fun with GEG

Reasons why guitars are better than women

  1. A guitar has a volume knob.
  2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one.
  3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to.
  4. You can unplug a guitar.
  5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more.
  6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset.
  7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested.
  8. You can have a guitar any color you want and noone will care.
  9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
  10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can retune it.
  11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar.
  12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
  13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to your liking.
  14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required.
  15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
  16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
  17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarassed.
  18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
  19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
  20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
  21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.

Reasons why women are better than guitars